juliettefox:

by Niuniente

Gamer sex tip #48

asaridancer:

Push your partner onto the bed, seductively crawl on top of them and kiss their neck. Give them a sultry smile, look them dead in the eye and say “find peace in the embrace of the goddess” and snap their neck.

actuallyratchet:

dragonborn at their finest 

valindralavellan:

the best inquisitor yet (x)

drdavidbrinner:

A message to everyone who’s ever sent me anon love

the next time you get a snack out of a vending machine I hope the thingy  goes for too long and you get TWO instead

itsprecioustime:

my adaar in a bikini because she’s hella cute muscle practice

Tell me, where is your maker now? Call him, call down his wrath upon me. You cannot for he does not exist. (x)

spicyshimmy:

twinhawkes:

spicyshimmy:

share a coke with the bioware companion you wanted to romance but couldn’t

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there it is

Checklist of things to do at a party:
 Dance
 Recite the elements
✔ Look good while doing it

spicyshimmy:

parks and effectriation